[~St~ Wic]
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• ^St^
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• ^St^
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• GC
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| Reviewer (#): | Blumberg (1) List all Blumberg's Review List all reviews for this song | | Song Info: | Review Count: 5 Rate Avg. : 7.6 | | Review: | A Lawsuit in the making......
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| | MP3 Dot Com | Review Count: 5 |
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Mp3 Dot Com, Mp3 Dot Com...
Well, I joined the friggin’ Army.
I got locked in isolation.
I beat up my whole Platoon.
It was a bad, bad situation.
My Favorite Number’s Number Ten,
I admire Thirty-Three.
My Favorite Color’s a Shade of Blue, but
I like to
Color Green!!!
Went to buy Some Donuts,
I saw a Sign on a Wall.
It said, "You are what you Eat!"
So I just ate it all.
I don’t fix my Hamster Hair,
though I’ve got a Nice Hamster Comb.
When other Hamsters call me up
I just say that I’m not Home.
If they know my Hamster Voice,
I just play it off.
I tell 'em, "Come on over!"
Then I leave my Hamster House. <--:
Everyone I meet tells me
I won’t last for long.
I will my Brain to Science.
Maybe they can find what's wrong!
You know what I say
when I feed my Sharks?
Well, lemme tell ya,
I tell 'em, "Musicians First!"
I carry a Gun in my Bible
when I go to MP3 Church.
If I see anyone sleepin’,
you know their ass gonna get hurt.
I put a fiver in the box
when the MP3 Sermon’s read.
I scream, "MP Hallelujah,"
then I shoot, shoot off my head.
Everyone I meet at MP3 Dot Com tells me to will my brain to science, so maybe they can find what's wrong...
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This song was inspired by ----, one of the top (oxymoron) Enemas at MP3.com, and a guy who knows a few things about music. ---- started off as an obnoxious snot, but he's been working hard on that lately, hell, to the point that he's more just a plain old snot than he is an obnoxious, slimy one like he was, oh, say, a month-and-a-half ago, or something like that. Yeah, I remember it all. Shit, the guy was such an asshole, he was making the entire internet stink, and that's putting it kinda mildly. See, the little creep has this Napoleonistic Dictator mode he tends to go into on the spur of any moment, and to me it seems pyschological, but hell, I'm just a satirist. Wtf do *I* know??? Anyway, like I say, this ---- idiot was really getting on everybody's nerves cuz he lives in some sort of Narcissistic Dreamworld or some shit, and not only that, he can't handle any criticism, being as conceited a dweeb as any writer would ever want to imagine...Anyway, so I was proud when he turned it all around and became a snot, and I'm sure you all are, too, so let's give the creepy little prick, like, a big hand, k, whenever you get around to it? Without further ado, then, here's ----favorite song; Not surprisingly it's the one, the only MP3 Dot Com, A ---- Song! Hats off to Enema Man!!! |
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