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#1 Real Father Time
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posted 02-15-2001 04:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Real Father Time   Click Here to Email Real Father Time     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
It's true. And if this one doesn't make ya smile, there's no hope for y'all.


LO-FI


HI-FI


DOWNLOAD


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#2 KennyLee
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posted 02-15-2001 04:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for KennyLee   Click Here to Email KennyLee     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Is no genre sacred to you, Scott?

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#3 tim
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posted 02-15-2001 09:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for tim   Click Here to Email tim     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
You have about as much in common with Merle HaggArd as a scooter has in common with a stretch limousine.

Did Ronald Reagan ever give you a pardon?

Nine consecutive number one singles?

What the hell is The future of ROCK doing in Country Western?

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#4 KennyLee
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posted 02-15-2001 10:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for KennyLee   Click Here to Email KennyLee     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by tim:
What the hell is The future of ROCK doing in Country Western?

Maybe Scott's just tryin' to pick up some country chicks.

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#5 Real Father Time
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posted 02-16-2001 12:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Real Father Time   Click Here to Email Real Father Time     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I meant that literally, Holy Merle Haggard. Truth is I'd like to take a gun and shoot holes in that worthless no-talent .. in his head, in his guitar. One summer I worked in a trucking garage and had to listen to that pathetic shit

"You don't have to call me darlin', darlin' - You never even call me by my name"

Jesus that stuff is terrible.

My country song is actually more influenced by Mick Jagger.

9 # 1 Country songs. Who cares ? Almost every country song is shit except mine.

Mickey Dean's music makes me barf.


Thanks for listenin' Kenny. Yeah, are those Hee Haw girls still around ? ha ha

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#6 KennyLee
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posted 02-16-2001 02:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for KennyLee   Click Here to Email KennyLee     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Real Father Time:
"You don't have to call me darlin', darlin' - You never even call me by my name"

Jesus that stuff is terrible.


Well, then the person you want to shoot is David Allan Coe. Who, like Merle Haggard, turned 21 in prison.

They'd trade you for a pack of cigarettes, Scott.

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#7 Real Father Time
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posted 02-16-2001 02:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Real Father Time   Click Here to Email Real Father Time     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I'd kick their asses. I'm an ex jock, quick as a motherfucker. I'd have them singing for me like Charo.

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#8 KennyLee
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posted 02-16-2001 02:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for KennyLee   Click Here to Email KennyLee     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Here's one they would probably sing for you.

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"LONGHAIRED REDNECK"
By David Allan Coe/ Jimmy Rabbit

LOUDMOUTH IN THE CORNER'S GETTIN' TO ME
TALKIN' 'BOUT MY EARRINGS AND MY HAIR
I GUESS HE AIN'T READ THE SIGNS THAT SAY I'VE BEEN TO PRISON
SOMEONE OUGHT TO WARN HIM 'FORE I KNOCK HIM OFF HIS CHAIR

'CAUSE MY LONG HAIR JUST CAN'T COVER UP MY REDNECK
I'VE WON EVERY FIGHT I'VE EVER FOUGHT
AND I DON'T NEED SOME TURKEY
TELLIN' ME THAT I AIN'T COUNTRY
SAYIN' I AIN'T WORTH DAMNED OLD TICKET THAT HE BOUGHT


I'd be glad to tell him you wanna meet him, Scott.

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#9 Real Father Time
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posted 02-16-2001 02:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Real Father Time   Click Here to Email Real Father Time     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
He'd probably stagger over to me and fall down.

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#10 KennyLee
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posted 02-16-2001 02:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for KennyLee   Click Here to Email KennyLee     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Nah, he might like to hear about your athletic career and prowess. Get your thoughts about music. Stuff like that. You never can tell. Y'all might get real close.

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#11 KennyLee
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posted 02-16-2001 02:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for KennyLee   Click Here to Email KennyLee     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Well, it looks like Father Time has suddenly given up country. And decided to go back to Rock.

Where it's safe.

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#12 Real Father Time
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posted 02-16-2001 04:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Real Father Time   Click Here to Email Real Father Time     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Oh, yeah, you're dangerous. I could post 50 pictures of people you don't care about, that would getcha good, huh ?

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#13 KennyLee
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posted 02-16-2001 04:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for KennyLee   Click Here to Email KennyLee     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Yeah? Well I could post 51.

Whatdoyou think about that?

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#14 Real Father Time
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posted 02-16-2001 07:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Real Father Time   Click Here to Email Real Father Time     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
You better watch out. I'll throw my guitar pick at ya, muthafucka.

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#15 KennyLee
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posted 02-17-2001 01:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for KennyLee   Click Here to Email KennyLee     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Yah Yah Yah. You be picking guitar wif yo teef ifn you dont watchout.

But, it's not Kenny Lee you got to worry about. I didn't turn 21 in prison. I turned 21 in college. But I do know people that did.

Disrespecting Kid Rock and Shaky Tee is one thing.

Disrespecting David Allan Coe and Merle Haggard is another. Unlike the majority of people in show business, these guys are the real fucking deal.

You, Scott, are not the real fucking deal.

I look forward to hearing of your live performances in the country genre.

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#16 Real Father Time
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posted 02-17-2001 05:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Real Father Time   Click Here to Email Real Father Time     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Nah, that song was a one time deal, unless you count the 2 quicky joke songs I did awhile back that you can hear on my CD called Censor These !!

That kind of country music is horrible. My god you have bad taste, ha ha

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#17 KennyLee
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posted 02-18-2001 12:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for KennyLee   Click Here to Email KennyLee     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Real Father Time:
That kind of country music is horrible. My god you have bad taste, ha ha

hmmm...let's see now

Coming from you that is a compliment

Bad taste is better than no taste

It's all a matter of taste, said the man as he kissed Zeeza

Well, I could go on. But it's basically matching wits with an unarmed man here.

Tell you what, Scott. I'll make you a deal. I won't tell David Allan Coe's band (two of which played on my CD) what you said and you go and listen to 10 Tom Aragon tracks.

After you wake up you will be a much better person.

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#18 Real Father Time
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posted 02-18-2001 04:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Real Father Time   Click Here to Email Real Father Time     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Yeah, posting some no-talent's picture, my god, where do you get such wit ?

I'll make you a deal. You listen to my page ever day for a week and then you can come back and tell me I'm the future of rock.

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#19 KennyLee
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posted 02-18-2001 08:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for KennyLee   Click Here to Email KennyLee     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
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I'll make you a deal. You listen to my page ever day for a week...

Well, I can tell already that you haven't listened to Tom Aragon.

Your deal wasn't even a deal, Scott. It's like a demand. I can tell already that you aren't experienced at negotiation.

But that is probably because Rene handled that for you, isn't it? And now that you have left the Snake Crew? And disrespected Merle Haggard? All in the same month.

Well, may God have mercy on your soul, Scott.

Tom Aragon is your only hope. Go to him before it is too late.


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#20 Real Father Time
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posted 02-19-2001 03:14 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Real Father Time   Click Here to Email Real Father Time     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
You heard right, it was a demand. I've heard a few of that guy's songs. While they weren't terrible I wasn't interested in listening again, but you never know, some people get better.

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