Am I a "Jum" or a "Dillo"???
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Dano Newbie Posts: 95 |
posted 05-11-2000 12:28 AM
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I'm not really clear on the "line" that separates the two groups. Can someone explain the alligances? Which side I should be on? (remember, I'd like to back a winner ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Bruce Satinover Guru Posts: 253 |
posted 05-11-2000 01:05 AM
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It's easy, the JUMS are incredibly cool and the Dillos, well, why speak ill of the dead? ------------------ IP: Logged |
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parzival Guru Posts: 397 |
posted 05-11-2000 01:52 AM
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well your clever, tallented and reportedly devastatingly handsome....obviously a jum. preacherman ------------------ IP: Logged |
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sins tailor Guru Posts: 689 |
posted 05-11-2000 06:34 AM
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what a chump or a dildo ?????? ------------------ IP: Logged |
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SteveHaugh Guru Posts: 639 |
posted 05-11-2000 06:55 AM
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JUMS are all homosexuals. IP: Logged |
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Anne Guru Posts: 429 |
posted 05-11-2000 08:34 AM
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Dano - you need to ask? Don't listen to Steve (no-one ever does, we just humour him) - he's a Dillo afterall. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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SteveHaugh Guru Posts: 639 |
posted 05-11-2000 08:42 AM
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Dano, I'm an X-JUMS. This is what they had me I was freed by some JUMS-Aware deprogrammers Choose wisely. Choose often. IP: Logged |
| #8
Dano Newbie Posts: 95 |
posted 05-11-2000 08:55 AM
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ROFLMAO! Steve's an X-EVERYTHING! (well, at least he's versatile!) OK, I need to hear more sides of this arguement before making up my mind here. I need to hear from all Jums and Dillos everywhere! Chime in! C'mon,....where's Jimmy Stewart? ------------------ IP: Logged |
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BaptistDeathRay Guru Posts: 337 |
posted 05-11-2000 09:44 AM
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Los Armadillos de Pantalones are the Wildest bunch of Yahoos what ever Yahooed Wildly. Our glorious leader, Mickey Dean, is glorious. We are strong and at times a bit intimidating, but on the other hand we have hot tub. And an armadillo. I really don't know what else need be said. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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SteveHaugh Guru Posts: 639 |
posted 05-11-2000 10:06 AM
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I recently purchased a REAL hot tub, an 8 person unit. The electricians are here today hooking it all up. It even has a builtin CD player and a hookup for cable. If you doubted the tales of the hot tub Steve IP: Logged |
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Anne Guru Posts: 429 |
posted 05-11-2000 10:08 AM
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Dano, see what I mean about those Dillos? They're just plain evil - and spreading rumours about me being Father Time. I don't even wear a watch! The JUMS, on the other hand, have a site on MP3, our own webpage, compilation CDs - and our own fight song right here. (Chorus) You ask us how this started, now how the heck do we know, (Repeat Chorus) See Mickey, well he's signed, and Jimmy, he’s no boaster, Now Mickey, he's got his team, but folks, now let's be honest, J's for Jimmy Stewart, he's good lookin', that's not all, Yes, we're the JUM Squad, we met on MP3! JUMS RULE!! [image not archived] Anne - JUMS Queen IP: Logged |
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Steve Sklar Newbie Posts: 90 |
posted 05-11-2000 10:18 AM
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To be in the know, you first gotta be able to spell 'em right. You got "JUMS" right, but with "DILLOS," You gotta remove the second "L" and replace it with a "D." Good, that's lesson #1. Steve Sklar/Big Sky ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Theo Guru Posts: 238 |
posted 05-11-2000 10:45 AM
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Dano - The JUMS are the obvious choice. We cover all the musical bases, and even jam together. Need proof? Check out mp3.com/xspace for the latest JUMS collaboration. Ever notice how much Steve Haugh looks an awful lot like Jimmy Page in drag?
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SteveHaugh Guru Posts: 639 |
posted 05-11-2000 11:17 AM
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In drag, Jimmy Page'd have to wear men's clothing.  Does anyone remember laughter? (everytime IP: Logged |
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BaptistDeathRay Guru Posts: 337 |
posted 05-11-2000 11:25 AM
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We've got musical bases! and we cover them too! Plus, Mickey gives us wicked cool names! Signed, Mr. Dr. Sir Generalissimo For Life Baptist Death Ray con Los Armadillos de Pantalones, D.D.S., PhD., Esquire ------------------ IP: Logged |
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RhythmStar Guru Posts: 278 |
posted 05-11-2000 12:24 PM
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Actually, some of the coolest music is JumaDillo music: http://www.mp3.com/imperfections RS ------------------ IP: Logged |
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SteveHaugh Guru Posts: 639 |
posted 05-11-2000 02:51 PM
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now you've done it! you got peanut butter on my chocolate! IP: Logged |
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Bruce Satinover Guru Posts: 253 |
posted 05-11-2000 03:17 PM
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Danny, it's true, sometimes we actually work together. Usually it's as the shadow government of mp3.com but often it's musically. Forgive Steve for he has snorted to much Tide. And yes, that one line in the song is enough to induce nausea. Bruce ------------------ IP: Logged |
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SteveHaugh Guru Posts: 639 |
posted 05-11-2000 06:12 PM
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I'm also a current Brunologist. You'd think I'd never, but what the hell, I was at the airport, they had tambourines. Who could resist? IP: Logged |
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Anne Guru Posts: 429 |
posted 05-11-2000 08:46 PM
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You see Dano? It's just like I said - someone had to take him in. It was pitiful really, even the guys in the orange sheets at the airport wouldn't claim him. So, we put him in some boots and called him a Dillo. And he's been happy ever since. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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JimmyStewart Guru Posts: 236 |
posted 05-11-2000 09:38 PM
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Dano Be not swayed by Dillotalk, which due to contractual difficulties, is the same as pillowtalk (now don't get excited Tide Boy), but due to the complete mis-understanding of said Dillo's they thought they were speaking in some type of Dillo code, when in fact they all sounded like Patty Page... Now, the JUMS have got it all. Good looks, talent, leg wrestling champions extradinaire, good looking, intelligent, did I mention good looking? Plus when you join the JUMS I will personally send you by super sleuth secret carrier pidgeon (rumor had it that Preacher had eaten them all, but fear not...we have the JUMS secret pidgeon farm located just outside of DC and run by the infamous DR. THANG) who will dispatch you with your new shiny super secret JUMS decoder ring... Now, can someone give me a amen.... Dano...do what you know is right...come to where the flavor is...come to JUMS COUNTRY! Jimmy ------------------ [This message has been edited by JimmyStewart (edited 05-11-2000).] IP: Logged |
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BaptistDeathRay Guru Posts: 337 |
posted 05-11-2000 09:45 PM
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That's true. The JUMS have plenty of guitar-slingers. Then again, the Dillos are not slouches in this department, and I could make Helen Keller do the pogo, baby... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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SteveHaugh Guru Posts: 639 |
posted 05-11-2000 09:45 PM
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Dano, I'll say this only once: You have witnessed the barrage of insults Steve IP: Logged |
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BaptistDeathRay Guru Posts: 337 |
posted 05-11-2000 09:49 PM
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Whatta ya mean, I'm not enthusiastic? I'm plenty enthusiastic! I'm just a bit rusty. It's been a while since I've matched my wits against their half.  Still, Steve is right about the legendary resilience and self-reliance of the Dillos. We are the cream of the crop. The best of the best. The roadkill of the... uh... wait. Nevermind. ------------------ [This message has been edited by BaptistDeathRay (edited 05-11-2000).] IP: Logged |
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Dano Newbie Posts: 95 |
posted 05-11-2000 10:07 PM
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The last few posts by Steve have made things abundantly clear,... "I swear alligance to JUMS everywhere!!! Last time I saw Steve out at the airport, there was nowhere near enough change in his empty bongo case to support 2 Dillo's on what he's taken' in. [image not archived] And God knows, I can't play tamborine for the life of me! ------------------ [This message has been edited by Dano (edited 05-11-2000).] IP: Logged |
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JimmyStewart Guru Posts: 236 |
posted 05-11-2000 10:52 PM
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Tide Boy I feel your pain my son...but yet, once again, truth, talent, and good looks wins, and wins BIG!! Dano Welcome to the ultimate in leg wrestling affiliation. As king, I personally welcome you to your new family!! Al Let the world know that Dano is now part of the world class JUMS!! Theo SO IT IS WRITTEN....SO IT SHALL BE DONE!! ------------------ [This message has been edited by JimmyStewart (edited 05-11-2000).] IP: Logged |
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BaptistDeathRay Guru Posts: 337 |
posted 05-11-2000 11:07 PM
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Another poor soul lost to the darkness. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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JimmyStewart Guru Posts: 236 |
posted 05-11-2000 11:26 PM
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Mr. Dr. Sir Generalissimo For Life Baptist Death Ray con Los Armadillos de Pantalones, D.D.S., PhD., Esquire You can also come over to the side of truth..justice..and good looks...bring Tide Boy with you... It will be a two-fer transfer... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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BaptistDeathRay Guru Posts: 337 |
posted 05-11-2000 11:31 PM
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Bah, I've heard your lily-gilded lies, and I've seen what happens when people full of hope and promise are corrupted by the JUMS taint. This horror must stop! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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The Stereo Logic Guru Posts: 126 |
posted 05-12-2000 01:07 AM
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The JUMS have the best electronic music making musicians on internet: Tom Aragon Yes, we, the JUMS, are the best in that suit. None of the dillos come close to the genre supremacy the JUMS have had in electronic. Tom Aragon has done extremly well on the net and he has done so with quality music. Bruce has done as well Tom with experimental and abstact music and me... well, my music has gotten 80,000 d/ls and my music has been distributed compilation 400,000 cds (250,000 mp3.con, 150,000 riffage.com). I'm not the JUMS prince for nothin. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Theo Guru Posts: 238 |
posted 05-12-2000 10:16 AM
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quote: Damn right! That's the whole reason I picked up a guitar in the first place. Beats the hell out of sitting in a hottub with Steve & BDR! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Anne Guru Posts: 429 |
posted 05-12-2000 11:39 AM
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Ha, ha Theo. Good one! Welcome aboard Dano! You have turned toward the light. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Dano Newbie Posts: 95 |
posted 05-12-2000 12:54 PM
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Stereo Logic Those are very "Princely numbers" indeed! Glad to be one of your minions! Theo Nothing personal dudes,... Anne ------------------ IP: Logged |
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JimmyStewart Guru Posts: 236 |
posted 05-12-2000 01:11 PM
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Dano You will have to wait your turn, as the next romance novel will feature the KING & QUEEN.... Eat your heart out Tide Boy.... Muh..haa...haa...haa.... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Anne Guru Posts: 429 |
posted 05-12-2000 01:29 PM
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Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh my head is spinning. Jimmy/Dano, Dano/Jimmy. Jimmy has the mikestand and Dano has the hair. Well, I do a date with the King next weekend. He's promised to show me his ... guitar. I understand it sings. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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DD Ess Guru Posts: 122 |
posted 05-12-2000 03:10 PM
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what a BRILLIANT thread!! [image not archived] JUMS, DILLOS I salute you! (pokes thumb in eye "ow!") The depth of your allegiance is clearly boundless. but your common bond of UTTER SERIOUSNESS ------------------ IP: Logged |
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pmarinovich Guru Posts: 378 |
posted 05-12-2000 05:07 PM
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Question: How many Jums does it take to eat a dillo? Answer: Three. One to chew the meat and two to watch out for traffic. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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BaptistDeathRay Guru Posts: 337 |
posted 05-12-2000 05:10 PM
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Damn. None of my JUMS jokes are clean enough to keep this thread out of the inferno. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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The Stereo Logic Guru Posts: 126 |
posted 05-12-2000 05:37 PM
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JUMS say: Beer, its what for dinner Dillos say: Where's my VD ointment? --------------------------------------------- and now you know why I didn't become a dillo. that hot tub is filled with... ewww.... --------------------------------------------- also, none of the dillos have nicknames like Stratocasticus. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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BaptistDeathRay Guru Posts: 337 |
posted 05-12-2000 05:41 PM
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VD Ointment? Us? You're the group with the upstanding mikes, not us. :P Heh, we just want to know how you guys keep those mikes standing up so straight. It's no coincidence that Pfizer got so rich off Viagra sales after the JUMS were organized. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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